Airport security: sir, you can’t take that onto the plane
John Locke: but these are my emotional support knives
desert desertion
In a feeble attempt to make good use of my cabin fever and (almost) dismal summer holiday, I have thus begun this sad excuse of a tumblr, within the confines of what civilization would call a "loony bin" but is in fact an actual house. It is from this...
rather-impertinent
paintedimagining
This is so funny because there’s a phrase in Middle Egyptian commonly translated as “forever and ever” or “forever and for all eternity”. The Mummy is the best thanks for your attention
Reblogging for that rare case of a female character “Well actually-ing” and being badass while doing so